‘You Have to Bear Sounds of Roosters, Donkeys,’ Spanish Village Tells Complaining Tourists

Cows on a farm near the town of Timboon, southwest of Melbourne. (Reuters)
Cows on a farm near the town of Timboon, southwest of Melbourne. (Reuters)
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‘You Have to Bear Sounds of Roosters, Donkeys,’ Spanish Village Tells Complaining Tourists

Cows on a farm near the town of Timboon, southwest of Melbourne. (Reuters)
Cows on a farm near the town of Timboon, southwest of Melbourne. (Reuters)

Some called in to complain about braying donkeys. Other tourists dialed up officials in the northern Spanish village of Ribadesella, population 5,700, to notify them of the mess left behind by wandering cows.

“Last week we had a lady who called us three or four times over a rooster that was waking her up at 5am. She told us that we had to do something,” said Ramón Canal, Ribadesella’s mayor according to The Guardian.

Officials sprang into action. What they came up with, however, likely fell short of what the grumbling tourists were hoping for: a tongue-in-cheek poster campaign that calls on city slickers to “assume all the risks” of rural life.

“Here we have church bells that ring out regularly, roosters that crow early in the morning and herds of livestock that live nearby and at times carry cowbells that also make noise,” reads the poster put up around the town in recent days. “If you can’t handle all this, you may not be in the right place,” it adds.

The aim is to bridge the at times yawning gap between urbanites and rural life, the mayor told the Spanish broadcaster Antena 3. “One needs to realize that milk doesn’t come in cartons, it comes from cows, and that you have to feed and maintain them.”

The idea for the posters came from a village in southern France, said the deputy mayor, Luis Sánchez. About two years ago, Saint-André-de-Valborgne, home to about 400 people, pushed back against petulant urbanites with posters that warned of tolling church bells, clanging cowbells and crowing roosters in the area.

In Ribadesella, the complaints were limited to a very small number of tourists, said Sánchez. But officials seized on the opportunity to make it clear to residents where they stood on the issue. “To hear a rooster crowing at night is normal. If you come to a rural hotel, you have to be aware that this is daily life in the villages,” Sánchez told the newspaper La Voz de Asturias.



Trains, Petri Dishes and a Struggling Sea Lion Join Football’s Dubious Oracles

The sea lioness Hilla from Leipzig Zoo, Germany aims for a goal with Scotland and German marked balls Thursday June 13, 2024, where she predicted that the two teams will play out a draw during their opening match ar the start of the Euro 2024 soccer championship on Friday. (dpa/AP)
The sea lioness Hilla from Leipzig Zoo, Germany aims for a goal with Scotland and German marked balls Thursday June 13, 2024, where she predicted that the two teams will play out a draw during their opening match ar the start of the Euro 2024 soccer championship on Friday. (dpa/AP)
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Trains, Petri Dishes and a Struggling Sea Lion Join Football’s Dubious Oracles

The sea lioness Hilla from Leipzig Zoo, Germany aims for a goal with Scotland and German marked balls Thursday June 13, 2024, where she predicted that the two teams will play out a draw during their opening match ar the start of the Euro 2024 soccer championship on Friday. (dpa/AP)
The sea lioness Hilla from Leipzig Zoo, Germany aims for a goal with Scotland and German marked balls Thursday June 13, 2024, where she predicted that the two teams will play out a draw during their opening match ar the start of the Euro 2024 soccer championship on Friday. (dpa/AP)

Spare a thought for Hilla the "oracle" sea lion from Leipzig Zoo, whose reputation for football prophesy is hanging by a thread after she predicted Scotland would hold Germany to an unlikely draw at Euro 2024.

Had she not watched the two sides? Did she know nothing of football history and Scotland's repeated failures at major tournaments? Seemingly not and the 5-1 thrashing dealt out to Steve Clarke's side by the hosts has called Hilla's soothsaying credentials into question.

No major football tournament would be complete without a host of fortune-telling animals but surprisingly, or perhaps not, not all of these "oracles" turn out to be very good.

Hilla has since regained some respectability by correctly predicting Germany would beat Hungary, a result that immediately elevated her above Oobi-Ooobi, another Leipzig based clairvoyant, in the oracle league table.

Poor Oobi-Ooobi, a koala who looked less than impressed to be hauled in front of a camera to do his soothsaying, was a designated oracle at Euro 2016, but just couldn't catch a break. Forced to choose between eucalyptus leaves in containers bearing the competing countries' flags, he got it wrong every time.

Of course, like all oracles, it is possible that their messages are just misunderstood.

When the Oracle at Delphi famously told Croesus, King of Lydia, that if he waged war on the Persians he would destroy a great kingdom, he was delighted. A kingdom was destroyed, but it was his own.

So when Hilla, who seemed equally comfortable with both her left and right flipper, knocked the German and Scottish balls towards goal, she could just have been predicting a second-half consolation for the Scots and not the unlikely draw her keepers assumed.

There were no such excuses for Suzie, a 15-stone (95-kg) pig who tucked into a clearly-labelled bucket of food bearing an England flag, shunning Italy, when asked to predict the Euro 2020 final result.

Suzie clearly did not think that Gareth Southgate's side would retreat into their shell after taking an early lead or consider England's terrible record in penalty shootouts if it was all square after extra time.

There was also Mani the parakeet, whose early good form at the 2010 World Cup ended in disappointment with semi-final and final failures or the animals at Chemnitz Zoo who were wrong on all of Germany's group-stage games at the same tournament.

Anyone who thinks the phenomenon of non-humans predicting football results has gone too far has clearly never been to Switzerland where psychic gut bacteria determined incorrectly that the Swiss would beat Scotland on Wednesday.

Yet in another blow to Hilla's credibility, some E. coli bacteria in Germany managed to predict that the hosts would beat Scotland in the tournament's opener.

Germany's trains may have occasionally struggled to cope with the hordes of fans at Euro 2024, but this hasn't stopped one operator in Hamburg entering into the true spirit of an international tournament -- using a train to punt a football into a goal to try to predict the outcomes of matches.

So it seems that for every Paul the Octopus, the trend setter whose uncanny divinations during the 2010 World Cup alerted every PR department in the world to the human appetite for implausible animal seers, there are countless less impressive pets, trains and even petri dishes.