The Goals Have Gone: Premier League Stifled By Growing Conservatism

 Alfie Mawson leaves Loris Karius helpless at the Liberty Stadium – but the sound of nets rustling has been rare for relegation battlers. Photograph: Michael Steele/Getty Images
Alfie Mawson leaves Loris Karius helpless at the Liberty Stadium – but the sound of nets rustling has been rare for relegation battlers. Photograph: Michael Steele/Getty Images
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The Goals Have Gone: Premier League Stifled By Growing Conservatism

 Alfie Mawson leaves Loris Karius helpless at the Liberty Stadium – but the sound of nets rustling has been rare for relegation battlers. Photograph: Michael Steele/Getty Images
Alfie Mawson leaves Loris Karius helpless at the Liberty Stadium – but the sound of nets rustling has been rare for relegation battlers. Photograph: Michael Steele/Getty Images

Swansea City may be out of intensive care and receiving visitors – Carlos Carvalhal’s propensity for entertaining metaphor could be among the highlights of the second half of the season – though unfortunately, and to keep the medical theme going, a cutting edge is normally required for surgery to be successful.

Valuable as the three points against Liverpool were, they were secured by a goal from a Swansea defender. It was Alfie Mawson’s second of the season, which puts him within reach of Jordan Ayew and Tammy Abraham as the club’s leading scorer. Which is another way of saying Swansea are not scoring enough goals. Ayew and Abraham are both on four in the Premier League and Swansea’s feeble total of 15 goals scored from 24 games is perhaps the main reason why they are propping up the table.

Yet Carvalho is right to be optimistic. Another win could take Swansea out of the bottom three, a couple of wins would see them in mid-table. Very few points separate the teams in the bottom half of the table, mainly because no one else is scoring many goals either.

As a rule of thumb teams looking to avoid relegation need to average a point a game to survive, or at least to arrive in a position where safety can be secured with a late rally. That bare minimum is unlikely to be achieved by teams averaging less than a goal a game – it is a long time since anyone plotted a route to safety through a succession of goalless draws – yet the Premier League table shows no fewer than seven sides have not scored as many goals as they have played games. That is more than a third of the league, and as Southampton have 24 goals from 24 games it means only a dozen Premier League sides are averaging more than a goal a game.

To put those stats into perspective, at the same point last season only Hull and Middlesbrough had fewer goals than games played and both ended up relegated. In the Championship there are three teams bumping along at under a goal a game and in the Bundesliga there are four. The general perception of the Premier League as all-action entertainment seems to be something of a distortion of the truth. Yes, it was notable that after Liverpool became the first team this season to beat Manchester City they were undone by the team at the bottom, but it has become harder to ignore the fact the sides in the bottom half are playing a containing, even dour brand of football that is far from the Premier League hype.

Perhaps Carvalhal put it best when he spoke of needing to create a traffic jam to neutralise Liverpool’s Formula One machine. If you do not allow opponents space to break into, even the best of them can be suffocated, though such a policy is not only risky – you might score from a set piece but equally you might concede – but tough to watch. You have to sacrifice most of your attacking ambitions to stay deep and disciplined in defence – think of Newcastle’s two games against Manchester City. In the first, on Tyneside, they lost 1-0, which Rafael Benítez clearly regarded as a decent result, for upon going a goal behind there was no attempt to send a few more men forward. Benítez had probably worked out that a 1-0 defeat by Manchester City was a less harmful scoreline than some of the teams around him would achieve, and that goal difference could be worth a position or two at the end of the season.

Newcastle might be an extreme example but conservative attitudes among sides outside the free-scoring top five this season must be one reason why goals have been at a premium. Of the top 20 league goalscorers so far, 16 belong to clubs in the top six. The exceptions are Jamie Vardy and Riyad Mahrez at Leicester (equal sixth), Wayne Rooney at Everton (equal sixth) and Abdoulaye Doucouré at Watford (equal 16th). Vardy and Rooney have 10 goals each but below them the struggling starts. None of the clubs in the bottom half of the table have a goalscorer remotely close to double figures.

Marko Arnautovic, Charlie Austin, Glenn Murray and Callum Wilson lead the way with six apiece and, while that may not be the greatest return almost two-thirds of the way through the season, it is better than some rivals are doing. No one at Newcastle, Swansea or West Bromwich has yet hit the five-goal mark, and that includes strikers such as Salomón Rondón, Joselu, Dwight Gayle, Ayew and Abraham. That is why those clubs are either in trouble or close to it, yet no one at Burnley has chipped in with five goals either and Sean Dyche’s side sit eighth in the table. It might be assumed Burnley are sharing the goals around but no, their goals scored total of 19 is identical to West Brom’s; that is to say joint third-worst in the table after Swansea and Brighton.

Dyche has not just been handed a new contract for nothing, though. Burnley have also conceded fewer goals than games played; only the top three clubs can boast tighter defences. That not only appears a recipe for relative success but it means most Burnley games are entertainingly close and worth watching. If only a few more teams below them could say the same.

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Tottenham Hotspur Sack Head Coach Thomas Frank

(FILES) Tottenham Hotspur's Danish head coach Thomas Frank gestures on the touchline during the English Premier League football match between Burnley and Tottenham Hotspur at Turf Moor in Burnley, north-west England on January 24, 2026. (Photo by Oli SCARFF / AFP)/
(FILES) Tottenham Hotspur's Danish head coach Thomas Frank gestures on the touchline during the English Premier League football match between Burnley and Tottenham Hotspur at Turf Moor in Burnley, north-west England on January 24, 2026. (Photo by Oli SCARFF / AFP)/
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Tottenham Hotspur Sack Head Coach Thomas Frank

(FILES) Tottenham Hotspur's Danish head coach Thomas Frank gestures on the touchline during the English Premier League football match between Burnley and Tottenham Hotspur at Turf Moor in Burnley, north-west England on January 24, 2026. (Photo by Oli SCARFF / AFP)/
(FILES) Tottenham Hotspur's Danish head coach Thomas Frank gestures on the touchline during the English Premier League football match between Burnley and Tottenham Hotspur at Turf Moor in Burnley, north-west England on January 24, 2026. (Photo by Oli SCARFF / AFP)/

Thomas Frank was fired by Tottenham on Wednesday after only eight months in charge and with his team just five points above the relegation zone in the Premier League.

Despite leading Spurs to the round of 16 in the Champions League, Frank has overseen a desperate domestic campaign. A 2-1 loss to Newcastle on Tuesday means Spurs are still to win in the league in 2026.

“The Club has taken the decision to make a change in the Men’s Head Coach position and Thomas Frank will leave today,” Tottenham said in a statement. “Thomas was appointed in June 2025, and we have been determined to give him the time and support needed to build for the future together.

“However, results and performances have led the Board to conclude that a change at this point in the season is necessary.”

Frank’s exit means Spurs are on the lookout for a sixth head coach in less than seven years since Mauricio Pochettino departed in 2019.


Marseille Coach De Zerbi Leaves After Humiliating 5-0 Loss to PSG 

Marseille's Italian coach Roberto De Zerbi looks on from the technical area during the French Cup round of 32 football match between FC Bayeux and Olympique de Marseille (OM) at the Michel-d'Ornano Stadium in Caen on January 13, 2026. (AFP) 
Marseille's Italian coach Roberto De Zerbi looks on from the technical area during the French Cup round of 32 football match between FC Bayeux and Olympique de Marseille (OM) at the Michel-d'Ornano Stadium in Caen on January 13, 2026. (AFP) 
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Marseille Coach De Zerbi Leaves After Humiliating 5-0 Loss to PSG 

Marseille's Italian coach Roberto De Zerbi looks on from the technical area during the French Cup round of 32 football match between FC Bayeux and Olympique de Marseille (OM) at the Michel-d'Ornano Stadium in Caen on January 13, 2026. (AFP) 
Marseille's Italian coach Roberto De Zerbi looks on from the technical area during the French Cup round of 32 football match between FC Bayeux and Olympique de Marseille (OM) at the Michel-d'Ornano Stadium in Caen on January 13, 2026. (AFP) 

Marseille coach Roberto De Zerbi is leaving the French league club in the wake of a 5-0 thrashing at the hands of PSG in French soccer biggest game.

The nine-time French champions said on Wednesday that they have ended “their collaboration by mutual agreement.”

The heavy loss Sunday at the Parc des Princes restored defending champion PSG’s two-point lead over Lens after 21 rounds, with Marseille in fourth place after the humiliating defeat.

De Zerbi's exit followed another embarrassing 3-0 loss at Club Brugge two weeks ago that resulted in Marseille exiting the Champions League.

De Zerbi, who had apologized to Marseille fans after the loss against bitter rival PSG, joined Marseille in 2024 after two seasons in charge at Brighton. After tightening things up tactically in Marseille during his first season, his recent choices had left many observers puzzled.

“Following consultations involving all stakeholders in the club’s leadership — the owner, president, director of football and head coach — it was decided to opt for a change at the head of the first team,” Marseille said. “This was a collective and difficult decision, taken after thorough consideration, in the best interests of the club and in order to address the sporting challenges of the end of the season.”

De Zerbi led Marseille to a second-place finish last season. Marseille did not immediately announce a replacement for De Zerbi ahead of Saturday's league match against Strasbourg.

Since American owner Frank McCourt bought Marseille in 2016, the former powerhouse of French soccer has failed to find any form of stability, with a succession of coaches and crises that sometimes turned violent.

Marseille dominated domestic soccer in the late 1980s and early 1990s. It was the only French team to win the Champions League before PSG claimed the trophy last year. It hasn’t won its own league title since 2010.


Olympic Fans Hunt for Plushies of Mascots Milo and Tina as They Fly off Shelves 

Fans take selfies with the Olympic mascot Tina at the finish area of an alpine ski, slalom portion of a women's team combined race, at the 2026 Winter Olympics, in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy, Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026. (AP)
Fans take selfies with the Olympic mascot Tina at the finish area of an alpine ski, slalom portion of a women's team combined race, at the 2026 Winter Olympics, in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy, Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026. (AP)
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Olympic Fans Hunt for Plushies of Mascots Milo and Tina as They Fly off Shelves 

Fans take selfies with the Olympic mascot Tina at the finish area of an alpine ski, slalom portion of a women's team combined race, at the 2026 Winter Olympics, in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy, Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026. (AP)
Fans take selfies with the Olympic mascot Tina at the finish area of an alpine ski, slalom portion of a women's team combined race, at the 2026 Winter Olympics, in Cortina d'Ampezzo, Italy, Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2026. (AP)

For fans of the Milan Cortina Olympic mascots, the eponymous Milo and Tina, it's been nearly impossible to find a plush toy of the stoat siblings in Milan and Cortina d’Ampezzo.

Many of the official Olympics stores in the host cities are already sold out, less than a week into the Winter Games.

“I think the only way to get them is to actually win a medal,” Julia Peeler joked Tuesday in central Milan, where Tina and Milo characters posed for photos with fans.

The 38-year-old from South Carolina is on the hunt for the plushies for her niece. She's already bought some mascot pins, but she won't wear them on her lanyard. Peeler wants to avoid anyone trying to swap for them in a pin trade, a popular Olympic pastime.

Tina, short for Cortina, is the lighter-colored stoat and represents the Olympic Winter Games. Her younger brother Milo, short for Milano, is the face of the Paralympic Winter Games.

Milo was born without one paw but learned to use his tail and turn his difference into a strength, according to the Olympics website. A stoat is a small mustelid, like a weasel or an otter.

The animals adorn merchandise ranging from coffee mugs to T-shirts, but the plush toys are the most popular.

They're priced from 18 to 58 euros (about $21 to $69) and many of the major official stores in Milan, including the largest one at the iconic Duomo Cathedral, and Cortina have been cleaned out. They appeared to be sold out online Tuesday night.

Winning athletes are gifted the plush toys when they receive their gold, silver and bronze medals atop the podium.

Broadcast system engineer Jennifer Suarez got lucky Tuesday at the media center in Milan. She's been collecting mascot toys since the 2010 Vancouver Games and has been asking shops when they would restock.

“We were lucky we were just in time,” she said, clutching a tiny Tina. “They are gone right now.”

Friends Michelle Chen and Brenda Zhang were among the dozens of fans Tuesday who took photos with the characters at the fan zone in central Milan.

“They’re just so lovable and they’re always super excited at the Games, they are cheering on the crowd,” Chen, 29, said after they snapped their shots. “We just are so excited to meet them.”

The San Franciscan women are in Milan for the Olympics and their friend who is “obsessed” with the stoats asked for a plush Tina as a gift.

“They’re just so cute, and stoats are such a unique animal to be the Olympic mascot,” Zhang, 28, said.

Annie-Laurie Atkins, Peeler's friend, loves that Milo is the mascot for Paralympians.

“The Paralympics are really special to me,” she said Tuesday. “I have a lot of friends that are disabled and so having a character that also represents that is just incredible.”